Sweet Prince Experience

The act of watching ‘Tiger King’ on Netflix while letting your dog lick peanut butter off your balls

I’ll never be as cool as Joe Exotic, but I did enjoy a nice Sweet Prince Experience last night.

by Quarantined jabroni March 28, 2020

Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.

John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...

by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020

Kansas drill experiment

a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill

hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.

by big Angela February 20, 2022

near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017

ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

by Supah Dave October 5, 2013

Vanilla Minecraft Experience

When Bamboo is sometimes just too hard to clear

Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."

by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022