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Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz
by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023
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did you every saw a so fast dog?

Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?

Person 2: wut
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.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9.
.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9.
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.
fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken
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Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
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