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Dan Desmond

A fucking lad that snorts beers and drinks bongs and drives trucks. Cranks 90s on your sister
Ay I heard Dan Desmond blungeoned a kid with an axe
by jordanlindemannsson December 1, 2021
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dyson

Dyson is fucking brilliant, particularly the type of Dyson known as Adam Dyson. Dyson is the best.
Dyson is so fucking brilliant.
by definitely not Dyson June 15, 2004
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dismorning

The period of time between when you start work in the morning and when you have a lunch break. According to Dan, it's a word without definition and that spell check must've got it wrong, with that stupid squiggly red line under it...
Also, a typical example of 'Australianisms' whereby, we as a people are too lazy to say 2 separate words, so we string them together into 1.
Hi Alice, we have received your 16 boxes at 11:00am dismorning as scheduled.

Couldn't get out of the bed dismorning
by The Dock Guy November 2, 2011
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Desmond

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.
Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.
by idek my guy May 31, 2020
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dismount

The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)
After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 9.7 was achieved!
by Badger2 October 8, 2010
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dismotherment

Shut up or I'll dismother you.
by OMGPLZ September 14, 2003
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two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
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