thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

Double dribble

When a player dribbles then stops, dribbles again then stops and dribbles again.

Player 1- hey bill just double dribbled!!
Player 2- yea I know he is going to get a foul!!
Player 1- then he might get fouled out!!

by Friends_star!! January 26, 2020

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Boy dribble

A Basketball player who only knew how to dribble like Kyrie but doesn't have the skills

Magkakalat nanam si Boy Dribble sa court

by d3adp0ol23 July 11, 2021

last dribble

The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.

They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

A dribble

A man with such knowledge and intellectualness that even God is scared of him

My friend Callum Wood is a dribble

by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021

Chin dribbler

The seman that dribbles off the chin ending the Vagina to produce a individual of low-key intelligence or sped actions

Yo Kyle's such a sped

Yea he's a chin dribbler

by Ctren June 23, 2022