doublelift

verb.

To facecheck nearby bushes for enemies.

"Dude, don't doublelift that bush!

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WTF! YOU JUST GAVE THEM FIRST BLOOD!"

by Iext June 19, 2011

Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.

aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter

by norcal ninja July 8, 2006

double O' banger

Telling some one that doesnt look good or that's big no-no

Oo no what u wearin that's a double O' banger

That's a double o banger my man

by PRETTYNENE December 16, 2008

seeing double

An effect, usually brought on by exaustion, alcohol, or a few of the more illegal drugs, which cause a person's eyes to focus on nonexistant points. The resulting effect is that they see two of everything.

After drinking a six-pack and then attempting to reconstruct the string theory, Atom was seeing double.

by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004

Double Lap Leaner

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.

"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

doublebook

When you accidently make two plans/dates for the same night or day.

Ryan: "What are you doing next Friday night?"
deth: "Oh, i'm going to the artwalk with Heidi...Oh, crap! I was supposed to go see this band with someone else the same night..! Looks like I've doublebooked myself again.""

by dethkitn December 2, 2009