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Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO
Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!
by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021
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deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..
“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”
by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021
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I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
I ate doorknob last night
by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023
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Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!
by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024
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