moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

by preparationh September 6, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

Master Diver.

Anyone that is Master of Cunnilingus, eating pussy.

I love pussy so much, I'm a Master Diver.

by Master Diver November 15, 2020

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021

Basket Diver

An individual that craves the vagina so much they want to spend every minute inside of it.

Damn, Todd has been such a basket diver lately that he slept with his fingers inside Tina.

by ThinkingDeepRealDeep April 20, 2021