Magical Dish Fairy

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.

"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

Russian dish rag

after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls

Last night when I gave my girl Russian dish rag, she was eternally grateful.

A Russian dish rag is better than no rag at all.

by Christo2states June 16, 2008

Deep dish

A better alternative to using the term “thic”. Calling someone thick can have a negative connotation with the word fat, where as calling someone deep dish makes you think of food. And who doesn’t love food!?

yo girl your dog’s booty is real deep dish

by magglesthedog October 31, 2017

petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

First said by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. Quoted in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as being an old Klingon Proverb

"Why did you brutally murder all of the people who killed your unborn baby?"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

by ben dub May 15, 2007

Chicago deep dish

Ejaculating into a current yeast infected vagina during their period.

That bitch got a Chicago deep dish right in her dirty pussy last night

by Kitkat122 July 26, 2017

Revenge is a dish best served cold

A common supervillain saying in soliloquies, meaning that reprisals against enemies, such as superheroes, should be delayed long after the original offense, until the enemies have forgotten them and relaxed security, not expecting an attack. It's origin is unknown, but has been quoted in movies such as Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, novels such as Mario Puzo's The Godfather, etc.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold," said Dr. Negative to himself, as he slouched on his throne and petted his cat with gloved hands.

by warriorprincess61 March 15, 2015