Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

by Lady D November 26, 2003

Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008

dickhead

1 - An annoying twat.
2 - A person with a dick on their head.
3 - Unicorns

1 - George bush is such a dickhead.
2 - "Look mom, I'm a rhinoceros!!"
3 - Mommy, look at that dickhead in the picture!

by pussy soup January 23, 2005

fuckshit dickhead

A contraction of the words fuck, shit and dickhead. Normally used if the person can't decide which is most appropriate for a given situation or if the situation requires the use of all 3.

Wow, Peter is such a fuckshit dickhead.

by barbariann December 4, 2007

God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

Fried Dicken

A typical serving of Fried Dicken consists of a fresh penis, dipped in batter and deep fried until its tender and juicy.
Typically, an uncircumsized penis is served when someone orders "Extra Skin".
Fried Dicken can be sold in buckets, but is best served hot from the bag.
Reference Eat a Bag of Dicks as an invitation for someone to eat Fried Dicken.

When Jeff is hungry, nothing satisfies him more than a bag of Fried Dicken.

by P. Pouch September 23, 2006