Derrick

a funny cow

wow look at derrick standing in the distance over there

by cowlover54321 December 11, 2016

For real? Derrick Forreal !!!

Are you sure ?
Are you kidding ??

I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)

by Max January 20, 2005

DeVries

One gigantic Son of bitch, usually hailing from either Russia, Holland or Both. Usually makes friends with chill people like Asians or people with shaved heads. Easily angered by stupid people and rude people alike.

Who is that Russian looking guy?

The Tall one?

Yeah.

That's DeVries.

by Insanity_44 October 20, 2010

Demric

an amazing person.
sarcasic funny cool cute and is a total man whore but you love him any way

I knowa demric ...

by lilkittykitty February 7, 2010

Derrick

Some fucker who borrows games or money then never gives it back

Derrick: Hey man can I borrow your game?

Joe: Sure buddy no problem I just need it back next week

Derrick: *never seen again*

Joe: *sighs*

by Senvoz December 12, 2019

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

derick

a noun.

"mushroom soup"

"would u like to add on a derick to what you're having?"

"derick would compliment that splendidly."

"derick is on special today only $2.95 gst inc."

by yidaco February 12, 2009