Decaf

A slang term for a particularly masculine lesbian. Implies that she is without estrogen, or "decaffeinated".

Person: Ew is that a lumberjack?
Other person: No, it's just Jen. She's decaf.

by Duracell December 9, 2006

deadfuck

To have fuck with some cunt who's already dead, fuck fuck fuckin gross.

Pam deadfucked David Dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.

by kyle smith July 24, 2004

dedar

-A Dedar, Is someone who says 'Dis' and 'Dat' instead of this and that. Most commonly used to describe Chavs or people that aren't speaking proper English because their trying to talk in a Jamaican accent Even though they do not originate from Jamaica and cannot speak Patois.
-Another way of describing a 'Jafake-an' accent

It is typically an offensive word, (But it is very light hearted).

Guy 1: Bruv, pass me dat ting so I can do dis innit
Guy 2: Hahaha you sounded like such a Dedar when you said that!

Example 2
*Guy comments on girls fb photo*
Guy: "Yo bbz, I love dis pic"
*Girl see's the comment and says to friend*
Girl: "eurgh he's such a dedar"

Example 3
Guy: This total dedar came up to me earlier, He thought he was a proper G or something!

by TheeDeadMowse December 3, 2013

dedasheni

the best answer to anything! The word is owned by Nata and she would like to get some credits. AS WELL AS UR MOM

hello,watcha doing?
dedasheni.

by atmebis moyvaruli November 25, 2021

the deaf audience

it's when during sex, you put your both hands into your partners ass and start to clap.

"i came last night when John showed me the deaf audience."

by Julliette23 March 12, 2009

Gender Deafness

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

by Consonance Take Two September 15, 2019

deaf elephant

An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty

I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant

by S.Taha Ghorayshie December 9, 2008