paige lee decker

the bestest girlfriend ever and i love much more than she loves me and magic shit happens to me wheever i see her

i love paige lee decker

by Paigey's boy July 27, 2014

black n decker pecker wrecker

To describe a black female with braces who might just saw your member off while sucking your dick.

Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Fremantle Dockers

Second Worst team to ever grace the AFL(Australian Football League)only to UNI. Fremantle Dockers have made only one finals appearance in 10 years in a competition where half the teams each year make the finals.

Fremantle Dockers are shit!
You are as shit as the Fremantle Dockers.

by AFLfan February 12, 2006

Black and Decker

The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.

Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.

by The Real Amy April 16, 2008

Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005