It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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A daughter zone is also at the very end of the dating spectrum. It can range from the very top (in relationship) to the very bottom (parent/child zone which includes daughter zone) with other zones like friend zone and bro zone in between.
A daughter zone is also at the very end of the dating spectrum. It can range from the very top (in relationship) to the very bottom (parent/child zone which includes daughter zone) with other zones like friend zone and bro zone in between.
Girl: "Hey!"
Guy: "Yeah before we even start talking, you are like a daughter to me and that's it. You can't argue with it. It's there and you can't take it off."
Girl: "Did you just... daughter zone me? I don't even like you?!"
Guy: "Yeah no it was just in case."
Guy: "Yeah before we even start talking, you are like a daughter to me and that's it. You can't argue with it. It's there and you can't take it off."
Girl: "Did you just... daughter zone me? I don't even like you?!"
Guy: "Yeah no it was just in case."
by ITakeCopium March 29, 2025
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by Sonyc September 22, 2023
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Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
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Get the Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes mug.a play on the 'thot daughter', thought daughter is used to contradict the term. A thought daughter is a young woman who reads Sylvia Plath, listens to Fiona Apple, and is a general loser who is bad at talking to guys. She's a deep thinker who's compassionate and emotional, and prone to brooding. Thought daughters are overthinking nervous wrecks, staying up late thinking about whatever. She is melodrama and feminism and all that jazz.
"All she does is spend time in her room reading Otessa Moshfegh! She's impossible to date."
"She's a total thought daughter, man. Stay away!"
"Will do!"
"She's a total thought daughter, man. Stay away!"
"Will do!"
by ememmememe April 22, 2024
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