Dad 

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

Dad by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

Dad 

Sorry wouldn't know,never had one.

what is dad?

Dad by juicesaucelilbitofdressin January 1, 2019

Dad 

Dad

Dad

Dad by The biggest idiot in history January 5, 2019

Dad 

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

Dad by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

Dad 

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

Dad by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019

DAD 

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

DAD by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019

Dad 

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

Dad by Yung Gravy train chu chu February 2, 2019