crystal meth

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.

Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.

by jackson, j May 6, 2006

Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat

The fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger

The Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat Dodge Charger R/T that just passed your TorRed Charger on the freeway has been scientifically proven to be the fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger.

by mluker June 4, 2007

craptallica

craptallica is a bad term used by metallica bashers

John: OMG METALLICA KICKS ASS!
Mike: yeah right, more like craptallica
John: hey, everyone has a right to their own opinion

by Deltantor May 22, 2005

Crystal Castle

To drink heavily very quickly due to change of plans.

My meeting ran late so I only had 30 minutes before the concert... I had to crystal castle it.

by PreGame June 7, 2011

crystal

A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.

She is a crystal. He is a crystal.

by Akr1_kierre November 12, 2007

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012