Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Crusty Roll

A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop

"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006

Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

crusty crabs

when you dont wipe your butt good enough

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough

by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003

crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.

i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.

by chaudron horn July 9, 2006

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009