A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.
by motech January 20, 2015
Get the fender cricketmug. A female archer who wears short shorts or tight jeans, shooter shirts,cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a shooter shirt. Often found twisting around the practice range or getting railed in the sponsor trailers. Shoots competition archery and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like new release or the latest arrow. Rumor has it she knows how to nock. ->>--JB---->
Wasn't that girl wearing a blue shooter shirt last shoot yeah she's a quiver cricket its yellow this shoot it could be red the next
by Shades of camo August 10, 2019
Get the Quiver Cricketmug. Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.
Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.
by littleblackdress35 October 3, 2008
Get the beach cricketmug. by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
Get the Cricketers doublemug. A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 19, 2018
Get the ditch cricketmug. "The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."
by Pelpy March 24, 2022
Get the Crumb Cricketmug. A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022
Get the Pussy Cricketmug.