Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Crap Angel

The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd

You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.

by San Jefe September 7, 2011

Crap music

Country and rap music mixed.

Bob did you hear that crap music. They are country folk rapping.

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

Bag of Crap

An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn

Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap

by 5uR1K3n May 27, 2006

The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010

Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.

Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!

by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009