coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Coochie

A food that mostly guys love;). Get some now!

My man come home and said he had some good coochie.

by Coochie gang leader March 25, 2020

coochie itch

When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.

That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.

by Hotness6969 March 29, 2020

Coochie soup

When a man eats a huge creampie out of a vagina.

"bro, no homo but I had some coochie soup before I came here."

by SexiPotatoe May 7, 2020

coochieboi

Coochie Mans sidekick, almost as epic although on a lower plane of existence

You are about to be pierced by the long probe of the coochieboi

by john smith epic man October 19, 2020

Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020

coochieslayer9

The best person every!!!

“Coochieslayer9 is so amazing!!”

by pu$$y_eater3000 February 25, 2021