Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 18, 2010

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 05, 2009

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

by hephaestus June 23, 2010

double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.

*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me

by ahhsay May 09, 2010

Pancake Cock Block

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 10, 2011

In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009