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Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
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Greg Lewis Classic

Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.

This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
by LilThookah May 28, 2022
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ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC

when a person named "Twig" attempts to make a comedically moment fails and gets make fun of by a small goose. Then it is called out by saying "ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC."
twig: hey guys whats up in the house tonightttttt
goose: ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC
by THEBIGGATWIGGA October 7, 2023
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Moha Classic

Sending a message talking about somebody and deleting it. We call it the Moha Classic
sends a message "dude I hate this guy hes so annoying" and then deletes it we call it the moha classic.
by cIassics March 6, 2021
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classic rock kid

a person who loves rock from the 60's and 70's. this person strongly believes that modern music is talentless compared to classic rock.(which is very true).
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.

bands this type of person listens to include:

Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones



person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?

classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?

person: "wat u dont like ska"?

classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
by classic rock kid February 22, 2009
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classic rock

Older rock music, which is technically from the mid-50s to the late 70s, or possibly the early 80s, although some argue that it is any rock more than 10 years old. Also the type of rock music that actually involves musical talent and good singing, as opposed to current rock
The Beatles, the Beach Boys, Elvis, Ray Charles, Righteous Bros, and other classic rock bands/artist... that's what good music is all about!
by Anaheimrockman May 10, 2006
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Classic Simpsons

The Simpsons from season 1 to season 8, when it was the greatest animated show in the history of mankind. After season 8, Mike "Panda Rape" Scully decided to abandon all character development and realism, and turn the Simpsons into a gag-fest, which continues to suck even to this day.
Dumb User: Hey, I'm gonna go watch some season 12! Dur Hur!

Smart User: Only the Classic Simpsons are worth watching.
by Anonymous050921 December 30, 2009
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