Jesus Christ

A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.

Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.

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Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014

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Jesus Christ

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.

by SMLB February 13, 2009

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Christ Killers

When a group of Jews went to a synagogue nearby.

The Christ Killers denied that they killed the Messiah, well kuwento mo sa pagong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

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Christ on a Coupon!

Pleading with the lord for a chance or discount per say..... this term is said when one has encountered something so surprising or appalling that they must bargain with the spirits.

Christ on a Coupon!, Ive lost my wallet! or My Husband hasn't showered in a week, Christ on a Coupon!

by Nnabuike July 11, 2009

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