chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.

by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022

Chris

someone who hates the english

He's not being racist, he's just being a chris

by Neptor April 2, 2021

chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper

“STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”

by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021

Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

Chris

A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed

dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.

... Written by your goddess, Chris....

by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020