vomit children

When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.

Tim and Ash are too ugly to bang. They should just have some vomit children.

by Jesse Bailey July 30, 2008

knuckle children

The load you blow from masturbating.

Jesus looked so hot in that robe that I felt the need to fire off some knuckle children after my family left for work.

by mikethecoder September 20, 2005

door children

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*

Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.

by JellieBean17 January 3, 2008

toilet children

when you accidentally birth unwanted leeches in the toilet.

No! Stop! I have a wife! And kids! And a ...toilet? Toilet! Children!

you guys didn't listen to me when I foretold the coming of the toilet children! faggots, lrn2prophecy

by sperm-burping gutter slut June 29, 2011

knuckle children

sperms dribbles on your knuckles after climaxing during masterbation.

knuckle children were everywhere.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Invisible Children

1.Children that are Invisible.

2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)

Superstitious Granny: I can't find David anywhere, he must have become one of the invisible children!
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.

by silicosis November 11, 2018

slovenian children

Children which don't have a clue WTF zero9ine is talking about.

Zero9ine: Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages, blah blah blah...

Slovenian children: ?!??!?!?! WTF?! OMFG! WTF?!?!....
LOL?!??!11... ?? DORK?!?!?
WTF?!?! OMG, STFU NOOB, OMFG!!! WTF?!?!?

by Slovenian children September 19, 2004