Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.
The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
by Crash_1 April 14, 2024
Get the Chess Battle Advanced mug.The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
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Stupid chess is not something you choose to play.
Stupid chess is not something you choose to play.
by Best matty April 8, 2024
Get the stupid chess mug.The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess
by MajorChess October 10, 2019
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An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023
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