by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

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by singlelesbian521 December 24, 2022

Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.
When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?
John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?
Rick: Good point.
John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?
Rick: Good point.
by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023
