Chance Time Twist

A random event in a game that hands a bad player the win.
The game was nearing its end...
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".
by ChameleonDragon November 17, 2019
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Chance's Chill House

A Discord server where a bunch of creeps post nsfw, cyclops porn, and post the dankest of memes.
Dude, have you seen the meme section in Chance's Chill House?
by The Hylian Hero May 14, 2018
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off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
by AllThatIsGold October 04, 2017
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blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.
Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.
by Mcmtb November 05, 2017
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When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 15, 2021
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A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
by dboyfromdahood February 25, 2012
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When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 20, 2011
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