Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
Get the Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Friesmug. These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
Get the my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻mug. Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif...
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
by MrHollandsOpusOne November 8, 2010
Get the Champagne Noirmug. When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
Get the champagne facialmug. When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018
Get the champagne dickmug. a waste of money and/or resources
by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025
Get the champagne dog bathmug. When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
Get the Dark Champagnemug.