caleb

calebs are awkward asf and really fucking nerdy. but theyre also hella funny and make your life 10x better, theyre always super supportive and will be there for you anytime you need it. calebs are rare as hell so dont lose em, calebs are super cool.

yeah calebs my absolute favorite guy you should talk to him

by magicfetus March 11, 2022

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

GHETTO CALEB

THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL

YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES

GHETTO CALEB STOP SMOKIN' MY CIGARETTES

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

caleb

if you meet a guy named caleb you are extremely lucky. He will always be there for you, and will always give you great advise. He is musically talented, but he doesnt show off. He makes an amazing friend or boyfriend. He is very adorable and has a great sense of humor, and has great musical taste.

wow look how devoted he is to her, he must be named caleb.

by C lover March 5, 2011

Caleigh

An awesome person. She generally looks beautiful--unless she doesn't want to, and all boys are attracted to her. She also has a nice free-spirit attitude

"WOW! Look! It's Caleigh. Boy, is she hot

by ninjaguy00000001 February 23, 2011