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beat nap

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009
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Brazillian Beatdown

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.
The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.
by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010
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Turd beater

Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.
Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!
by Sanny and Robert June 11, 2006
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off the beaten track

Where tourists don’t normally visit. Somewhere more adventurous compared to popular destinations.
“Ronald hates following tour guides around temples with flags and hordes of other tourists. He prefers to go off alone and explore; he likes to see places off the beaten track, which are not on the main tourist routes”.
by Angela Yang August 5, 2008
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beat-down

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
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muirn beatha dan

soul mate- wiccans believe that for every witch (or human) there is a true soul mate, male or female, they belong together, and basicly will only be truely happy with that person.
you are my muirn beatha dan
by annnaad.. April 28, 2011
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Dr. Beat

The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.
During rehersal Dr. Beat was so loud that even cross country complained
by PieGuy1691 October 16, 2008
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