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Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general
"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night
by stargate1983 September 8, 2010
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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
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Waiting Burger

when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"

"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"

"Waiting Burgers created fun."

"JT stole my waiting burger"
by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009
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Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"
by Roy Biv March 9, 2009
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cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.
No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009
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Burger Sweats

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.
After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.
by burgersweater March 22, 2013
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austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind
Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.
by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014
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