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brown rudnick

The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.

During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."

"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
by lawl student April 15, 2014
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Dr. Brown

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.

Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown

Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
by Justice for Rachel January 29, 2019
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Brown Orgasm

When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM

Step1. Find a toilet

Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump

Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.

Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
by Jcreech420 June 8, 2013
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District of Brown

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.
by Rydo January 22, 2011
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Brown Nap

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.
by Jawson October 4, 2018
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Emily Browning

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009
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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
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