by Rydo January 22, 2011
Get the District of Brown mug.A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.
Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!
Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...
Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.
Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...
Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.
Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
Get the Brown Submarine mug.The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
by lawl student April 15, 2014
Get the brown rudnick mug.When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
by Jcreech420 June 8, 2013
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Get the Brown Nap mug.A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."
She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.
In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.
In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
"She's going to break a million hearts!"
-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009
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