When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.
by Biglock123 December 12, 2021
Get the Bori Bumblemug. A kid that’s way below the standards of being a high rank like plat 2 in Rainbow 6 Siege for example gets carried he drops breadsticks and donuts every game, also Tks when you’re about to clutch the game by yeeting a c4 and claps 3 teammates
by Borissucks March 24, 2020
Get the Borismug. A term used by British White men predominantly on Facebook to show there disliking of Illegal Immigrants.
by ✨🙈 September 13, 2020
Get the Back Borismug. Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021
Get the Borismug. The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
by FlintMac September 25, 2021
Get the Boris Gumpmug. Bendy: BORIS!
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
by the German Horse Worder February 7, 2022
Get the Borismug. A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
Get the Boris Ruvinskymug.