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Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.
"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

Italian Blow Job 

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.
"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.

Polite blow Job 

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.
Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me
Polite blow Job by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.
Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."

National blow job day 

National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
Enjoy your National blow job day!
National blow job day by Begone325 January 29, 2018