Boris Da Blob

something really lazy and gets angry at small things

boris da blob = nice to know or just shut up

by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 5, 2020

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

Blobe

The equivalent of a Blonde. A joking term..

I dont get it...
Your such a blobe..

by The one with the words..., December 9, 2008

blob bob

one of the greatese old flash games

"person 1: man, i am so bored. what should i do
person 2: you could play "blob bob"
person 1:your right, that game is awsome"

by ingo jones June 18, 2008

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.

That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"

by Blob master September 8, 2010

Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008