Fraser Bladed

When someone swirls their finger on your taint while grabbing your ass.

Brendan could feel the uninvited index finger sliding over his taint, it was at this moment he knew he had been Fraser Bladed.

by Mummyoftheyear November 21, 2022

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Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

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Blade and Sorcery

Ahh yes, Blade and Sorcery. The game in second place of destroying your room. The first place is shitrilla tag. Blade and Sorcery is the greatest game ever so far. It’s a medieval combat game where you fight the dumbest npc’s to ever exist.

Dude 1: Yo you play Blade and Sorcery Dude 2?
Dude 2: Hell yea Dude 1.
Dude 3: Dude 2 is a giga chad.

by The best vr player out there May 8, 2022

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