Battle-axe Bisexual

A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.

Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."

by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss August 4, 2021

bisexual falp-jack

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

by jenny jenny tobblybop & lucy lucy bobblytop August 8, 2006

bisexual door

A door that swings both ways........duh

"Dude you can push it!, its a bisexual door"
Dumbass - "EH?!, its a what-now!?
"It swings both ways!.........."
dumbass - "oh, that funny!"
"fag!"

by Bridgy February 22, 2006

bar bisexual

When alcohol is involved in making two (or more) otherwise straight girls making out.

Damn, look at those two bar bisexuals over there.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Emotional Bisexual

A person who is attracted to both genders, but only sexually attracted towards one.

Person 1: Jimmy is bisexual, but doesn't wanna bang guys.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Emotional Bisexual.

by YTHacker November 5, 2019

Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!

Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!

by Alice:) September 29, 2009

Biosexual

Noun. A biophiliac, one who gets aroused by nature

"I think I’m a biosexual.
Flowers turn me on, I have eco-erotic thoughts.
The liquid trickle of the stream-flow lapping over the rocks makes my juices flow.
My loins are moist soil.
My nipples respond to the tiny cupped lips of flower petals..."
poem excerpt by La Tigresa, Dona Nieto

by wurmspawn April 3, 2008