Video Biffer

One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.

1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

buffers

A man or women who is curvaceous or big in the right places. For a girl it could describe the larger size of her hips thighs, bottom or chest and for a boy it could describe his larger sized arms, sholders, thighs, chest and bottom. A person wouldnt necessarily need to be larger or buff in all areas to be considered a buffers

"That girls a buffers!",
"My next door neigbour is a buffers!"

by JD East London July 20, 2005

Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

Buffer

A insult to ones competence, a slow person, idiot, someone who slacks.
Also can be used to define a muscle-head with a low I.Q.

Yeah, be he a buffer tho.
I think he's buffer.

by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015

buffer fluffer

the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown

If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down

by maverick.sasquatch January 28, 2018

Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.

Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again

by Iamtoan September 19, 2021