Cutting yourself

Sweet releif of pain and suffering

I'm gonna cut myself because I am depressed. Cutting Yourself is when you are depressed and you don't really know what to do so you just cut.

by Conner Cassidy December 01, 2019

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 December 08, 2015

Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 18, 2009

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy April 02, 2018

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 03, 2017

filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 07, 2012

hell with yourself

hell with yourself is usually a southern phrase. it's what you say to another person he or she does something out of the ordinary funny.

that joke was hilarious. you so hell with yourself

by ig:wopverse January 25, 2016