flum-battery

a battery which is technically usable but, lacks the necessary requirements to be considered a battery. such as- it rapidly losing power, explosions, smoke etc.

-He bought a samsung smart ring but it had a flum-battery.
-The laptop my mother bought from temu turned out to have a flum-battery(i expected it).

flum-battery by ahnaf.arabi December 18, 2025

twenty percent battery 

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

twenty percent battery by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011

killing my battery 

Killing my high.

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !

killing my battery by suda October 2, 2014

low on battery 

When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.

A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.

low on battery by bluestinger66 May 5, 2023

Sexual Assault/Battery 

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

Sexual Assault/Battery by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Back in Battery 

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'

"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."

Back in Battery by blade-the-dog February 5, 2024

why does a banana battery work 

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

why does a banana battery work by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025