D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.

Wow my cocks large, Bates.

by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019

hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.

Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate

by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017

bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex

Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!

by Mahsee September 3, 2023