base

First base: making out (french kissing)
Second base: feeling up under or over clothes
Third base: hand jobs and fingering
(3.5: oral sex)
Home run: sex, (including anal)

BOB: We got to 3.5 last night

Bill: 3.5, there is no base called 3.5, are you retarded

BOB: you're just mad cause you're never gonna get there

by Mickey D. May 13, 2008

mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.

Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Unfinished basement

The not-completely-wiped asshole or the act of tossing the salad of someone with said asshole.

Phyllis nearly threw up when she licked Chris' asshole and discovered that he had an unfinished basement. She promptly bought him an extra roll of TP.

by JotaBug June 27, 2009

26th base

Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.

Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.

Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?

Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.

Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.

by J. Bretton March 17, 2008

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

baseado

Brazilian slang for a joint.
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint

do you have a baseado on you?

by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006

Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.

"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."

by King Byron August 21, 2008