peyton baldwin

peyton baldwin, cant leave lil b alone, very bad influence, crazy,insane,crazy,insane oh and bangs on windows and pulls doorhandles, and likes the jawga boys song that says, wow christy,did u see that truck.

wow peyton baldwin when u gonna chill

by big jill12312169 March 4, 2025

Daniel baldwin

Six foot year 10 fire emoji, what more could you want? This steaming nonce will bum rape you as soon as you take your gaze away from him.

That guy is such a Daniel Baldwin

by Danielskid(locked in basement) March 25, 2025

Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Devin Dakota Baldwin

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.

Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd

by unicornchic September 13, 2017

The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.

"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"

by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021