Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

by Colt Mcforties October 18, 2007

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Ted Bagel

To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.

Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.

by Sea Shell Sally March 25, 2011

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Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014

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Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 08, 2011

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pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 15, 2007

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