The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014
Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.
Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.
Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.
by Colt Mcforties October 18, 2007
Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.
by curry_donut April 08, 2011
when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 12, 2010
A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!
"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
by B. Agel May 15, 2007
by Anonymous November 02, 2003
by barazov December 15, 2008