Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 26, 2011

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

Ted Bagel

To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.

Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.

by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011

bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 2, 2018

pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 31, 2007

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 20, 2008

Bagel-Whore

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

by Sno-kween December 28, 2008