Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011
Get the Ted Bagelmug. by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
Get the tird bagelmug. The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014
Get the Glazed Bagelmug. when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 14, 2010
Get the bagel shitmug. A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!
"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
by B. Agel May 31, 2007
Get the pizza bagelmug. by barazov December 20, 2008
Get the whiskey bagelmug. A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.
Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
by Sno-kween December 28, 2008
Get the Bagel-Whoremug.