Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos

the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl

by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024

Autism

Isabel Coleman

Isabel Coleman is autism.

by Scarl Kile April 23, 2024

Autismic

When one person hits you for no reason and acts gay and
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communication.

E.g. Adam Bayati firas is autismic

by 9_KAM October 5, 2018

autism

It's way too loud in this room. If it gets any louder I'll shut down and not talk to anyone.

I've got autism

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

So retarded its autism

Ramey Unit School, Class of 2024 (8th Grade)

Our Class is so retarded its Autism

by Ourclassissoretardeditsautisti September 26, 2019

Tangible Autism

Autism that can be measured and scaled physically.

Edwin: I just finished writing my 100 page thesis on why MLP is the most influential

Kelly: That's 100 pages of tangible autism

by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021

uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024