A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.

After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.

A.S.S. by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment 

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

A.S.S.D.I.C.K. 

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

A.S.S.D.I.C.K. by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

A.S.S 

A.S.S a.k.a After Shit Syndrome occers after a bad case of the diareha. It is mostly recognized as a horrible burning feeling in the ass.

Damn, I've got a bad case of A.S.S

A.S.S by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

Cool as Shit 

The baddest mother fuckers around, currently reigning over the college hippy town of Bellingham, WA. Too legit to quit. Keep an ear out in your hometown for a chance to party with the crew that started it all.

Julia fuck you, you're not cool as shit.

Cool as Shit by gavamatazz December 13, 2010

Sexy as shit 

Someone so sexy you almost shit yourself.

Mary is sexy as shit!

Sexy as shit by Blake17 November 5, 2007

Ugly As Sin 

a human so repulsive they are either laughable, or just generally disgusting.

"look at her, you wouldnt touch her with a bargepole, shes ugly as sin!"

Ugly As Sin by DawnHoneybees January 24, 2008