changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009

change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.

The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.

by Timstuff January 22, 2008

Change teams

A person who is a heterosexual and decides to become a homosexual or vice versa.

Although she suspected the man she had the hots for was gay, she was hoping that if she dated him she could get him to change teams.

by Mamdfm May 6, 2015

sex change

Sex Change is a term often used for sex change in humans, that is all medical procedures transgender people may pursue, or specifically to sex reassignment surgery, which usually refers to genital surgery only.

Scott Jeon: I want to become a female. What should I do?

Doctor Smith: You should get a sex change

by kingdom of heaven October 26, 2009

Chink Change

when a chink changes lanes without looking over and almost hits you

I'm going to go chink change the gook that cut me off.

by De Lamazing March 29, 2010

Trump change

A piddily sum of money received from the Trump administration's stimulus package in response to the COVID19 pandemic.

Guy 1 - "Yooooo whatchu gonna buy wit yo gov money?!"
Guy 2 - "Ima spend it on rent, healthcare, food, and other crippling expenses because I can't afford a lobbyist.... That shit is Trump change"

by Aquarista April 14, 2020

changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005