Alfie

He is a bootiful Gay boy. Yas Queen!

Alfie is gay

by ALFUOSNSISHSU July 17, 2021

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie

A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole

Alfie is a nonce

by Adi12e November 24, 2021

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie

alfie is a chimp who probably sucks at dancing but does it anyways

omg alfie help me with my english

by ILOVEGEORGETHEMONKEY November 7, 2021

Alfie

A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times

Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime

by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022

Alfie Seamens

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?

Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent

by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022