Alfie

alfie is a chimp who probably sucks at dancing but does it anyways
omg alfie help me with my english
by ILOVEGEORGETHEMONKEY November 07, 2021
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A person that follows girls
Alfie stop following girls
by Hey bitches go shopping December 25, 2020
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There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)
Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”
by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020
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It was Sam! Alfie
by DooDEDA January 14, 2020
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Just kinda salty and clearly knows that he fucked up but wont just go a bitch somewhere else and resorts to childish disses on his insta story... upset that I told him plain and simple how he is a piece of shit and has no future.
Alfie... man that guy is a home wrecker, it's funny tho cause hes still salty about becoming hated by a group
by Idk.wtf.to.put.here November 20, 2019
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he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him
Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him
by your nan eats my cum April 07, 2020
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The Alfie I know is funny , cute as hell and always makes me smile even when I am upset . Everyone needs to find themselves a Alfie and never let go of him . He always finds a way to make u smile
Me:*sad*
Alfie:*does something funny*
Me:*laughs my head off*
by your_local_weeb November 11, 2019
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